i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine
(Source: nervouscrashh)
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
#just look at tony’s face #fucking look at his expression #steve’s kind of just. staring #and tony’s fucking heartbroken #you can see it in his eyes. his heart? it’s broken #all over the fucking place
#because he knows what bruce means #I think that if tony wasn’t so damn stubborn and had that ‘there’s always a way out’ thing carved so deep inside of him #he would’ve killed himself as well #what do you think that his reckless behaviour means? #he’s got a deathwish largest than the god damned stark tower #so he understands bruce and not only on that feeling #but also on being looked at as if you were a threat #unable to control yourself #a mindless beast#because let’s face it #no one there ever assumes that tony actually has the intelligence he possess #they’re constantly pointing out his flaws and looking past his good intentions #just like they do with bruce #everyone sees the hulk and no one fucking waits to think that the guy is fucking mortified of what he’s turned into
:’(
(Source: widowsting)
My body is ready!!
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(Source: inner-resource)
Everyone on tumblr says they want to be a cat….ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ACTUALLY TURNED INTO A CAT??!?(via theclearlydope)
(Source: fantasymuffler)
Where my knowledge of British culture comes from
British Television: The Next Best Thing to Being There, I Assume